| Me: | Nah, I'm not gonna drink tonight. |
| Friend: | Aw, come on. Just one shot. |
| Me: | Ughhhhh, okay. |
| *10 shots later* | |
| Me: | how dideu thisa happene |
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i’m so happy that i don’t get hungover because if i did i’d probably be dead right now :-)
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done
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I’m the type of person that will purposely turn on read receipts just so someone knows I read their text and I’m ignoring it. 💅
